Vocês já repararam nesses anúncios de restaurantes que ocupam os cantinhos das páginas de revistas semanais? Normalmente eles parecem ser feitos por agências sem redator, nem diretor de arte, nem revisor… Aqui vai uma pequena amostra.
Peraí. Tirando os erros gramaticais mais comuns…
“Cantina Italiana Italian Food”?
E “a casa possui 210 lugares confortavelmente”???
Que diabos isso significa?
“Onde a Tradição (com maiúscula, deve ser o nome da dona) se mantém a mais de 25 anos”??
(o certo é “há”, a não ser que ela se mantenha “a 25 anos de distância“)
“Qualidade e Atendimento. Confira!” (uau, já pensou num restaurante sem atendimento? vc chega e não tem garçons?)
“Nossa pizza é deliciosa e você fica tranquilo”.
Oi?
“Festival de massas! e molhos. e de pizzas brotinho“…
pelo jeito só as massas são empolgantes o suficiente pra ganhar uma exclamação…
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ah sim. e depois eles ainda repetem “festival de massas e de molhos” só para ter certeza que você entendeu. aliás, existe festival de macarrão seco?
pqp né possível! uhasuhsauh
se nao viu o textinho do Pizza Paulista 10?
“Brinquedão, escorregador, piscina de bolinhas e monitoras. Uma superestrutura para você não ouvir mais o famoso “VAMO EMBORA MÃEEE!”
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